Tuesday, January 30, 2007


The teaser from the last post mentioned my trip to Mars. Some of you might have thought I had lost my head (a phenomenon that has happened once or twice). Actually, Mars is short for Mars Hill Bible Church in Grandville, MI. Last week was the "Isn't She Beautiful" seminar for church leaders celebrating the local church. If you have read previous posts of mine, you know that I have mentioned Rob Bell before. Rob is the founding and teaching pastor at Mars Hill. SO, for two days, Jan 22-23, I attended the ISB seminar, and it was incredible. Let me give you some highlights:

* The building Mars Hill is in is actually a loser 70's mall that was given to them. They bought the lots around it, which is their parking. What's interesting about Mars Hill is there is not signage to actually identify the church. The only indication of signage is on their doors, which are circles with arrows on the circles (from a teaching series Rob did on the "directions" of the church). Then in small writing underneath those circles on one window is the Mars Hill times of service, office hours, etc. When my friend and I actually showed up on Sunday for church there, we had driven down the road it's on, but had no idea how to locate it. Then, I pulled into this vast lot, drove around the Y and there it was. We got out and asked each other it that was the place, and I was pretty sure it was.

* The leadership of Mars Hill would simply say that their church is just a building. It's a mall. The main gathering space of their church is what looks like an old, gutted out Sears. I would say that space can hold a good 3500 people at least. The walls are this weird dull, sage green, the chairs are gray and plastic, and there are tall metal boxes lining the outer edge of the room they call "joy boxes." Joy boxes are the the containers into which people can put their offering into...as they do not take an offering during their worship times. The have worship in the round, where the preacher/teacher stands in the center of the space on a stage platform structure, with a square of screens above him/her...looks kind of like a scoreboard in any given basketball arena. But the screens are there to point people to bible passages, see pictures, watch movie clips, etc. The picture above is of their worship area called "the shed."

* Music at Mars Hill is amazing. But, what's really interesting is how the musicians are positioned. Every worship band or group I have been a part of, it's the weird layout of the musicians standing up front before the congregation or even better, to the side of it. At Mars Hill, the musicians all stand on the corners of the stage but face in towards each other. The drummer of course, is in a sound proof box thing with clear Plexiglas above him, forming to point, but there is enough room for the sound to come out of it. So, the drummer can play as loud or raucous as he wants, and not have to worry about drowning out the singers and players. All the musicians have their own personal amp they can check volume, or balance, or it looked like they can even "e.q." themselves if they need to. They all use in ear monitors which is very cool. What I really appreciated about the songs we sang was that the lyrics all point to God, not us. So many worship songs are cliches and tags speaking to how we are, what we need, how we feel, which is OK, but I see the true reason for singing in worship is to bless God, praise God with song. So, I want to sing about the worth and value, and majesty of God to God. Is that weird of me? But, I guess not because this church seems to get that idea. Imagine taking a bunch of old hymns though and arranging them so they incorporate old funk music from the 70's. Yeah, it was awesome! Nothing like hearing the theme from "Shaft" in worship.

* One of my quirks that others put up with, is that I love to capture profound moments of teaching or sermons on tape. Well, I have moved up in the world and bought myself a digital recorder. It records about eight hours worth of notes. It looks basically like a hyped-up jump drive. You disconnect the top from bottom, stick the top into the USB port on the computer, Media player comes up, you play the audio file through the player, and then if you want to, you can add it to the burn list, and burn whatever you recorded. You can see where I am going with this can't you? I recorded everything Rob spoke about, with the exception of "buckets, chunks, and marinade," which I had heard about in Dallas three years ago. What's excellent with all this is that I have something to inspire me, help me, humor me, and definitely give me hope. I love listening to these two days of incredible teaching as I do my daily driving. The very last recording I took was that of the worship on the final night we were there. It captures those moments for me of raw, intimate, closeness between my God and me. Lots of crying, lots of prayer, lots of searching, and lots of reasons to be thankful.

* I have already checked out some other blogs and sites, which have some awesome notes from Rob's teachings. My notes suck, so I recommend googling Isn't She Beautiful, and then going from there. There are two sites that are loaded with notes. Look for the notes on salvation...they will blow you away.

* Lurch and I had an awesome time in Grandville, but we had to stay about ten minutes from Mars Hill as the hotels close by were all booked. So, we ended up staying at the Country Inn and Suites in Wyoming (another suburb of Grand Rapids). Wonderful hotel, great staff, and impeccably clean. When Lurch and I travel together (we have been all over this great country), we try and find some kind of food place or desert place that is just local. It would be easy to eat chain stuff, but we like adventure. When we checked in at the hotel, we asked the front desk person what her favorite pizza place was in the greater Grand Rapids area. She gave us two menus. We looked them over and it was decided that we would order from a local place close to the hotel called Valone's. What caught our attention was the 18 inch pizza with four toppings for $14! Oh yeah!!! The driver got it to us to the hotel in ten minutes flat! The core temperature as well as the surrounding temp of the pizza was that of the sun...yes that big orange ball that blinds you and gives you bad skin. I have eaten lots of pizza in my life, but this pizza was amazing! Tons of cheese, meat, and the crust wasn't over done, but it was soft and chewy. The pieces were HUGE! It was so good, we decided to order another pizza from them the last night we were there, and we tried their cheese sticks. Man, am I hungry right now. I HIGHLY recommend Valone's if you are ever in the greater suburb of Wyoming in Grand Rapids, Michigan.

* Lurch and I are official members of the Beardcore! With shirts and everything... Not sure what it is, but I liked the shirts I kept seeing at Mars Hill being worn by guys who had beards, but then finding out the guy who started Beardcore is kind of an enigma around there, made me want to get a shirt even more. The shirt has this pair of sunglasses, nose, and mouth with beard as a shadow on these non-descript T-Shirts. Very cool, but very hush hush!

I needed to go to this conference. It had been a dream of mine to see Mars Hill, worship there, and just soak it all in. While I was there, I met Rob, had him sign my Velvet Elvis, and had a picture taken with him, which now is hanging in my office at church. That was a cool moment meeting him. But, I needed to be there to be with others who love the church, are tired of hurting or burn out, are excited about what God is doing in them and in us, and who see the church is beautiful because Jesus invites us into this beautiful life we experience together. If Mars Hill has another seminar for leaders, GO! Do yourself a favor and go. All the money they made from this by the way, they gave it all away to relief organizations in Rwanda, and in Grand Rapids. As a side note, I highly recommend downloading Rob's teachings...you will never think the same again after hearing him teach. Check out the Mars Hill website and order some teachings. Definitely worth it. I thank the good people of St. John's Lutheran for such a thing called continuing education money that allowed me to go. So, thank you, thank you, thank you. You are beautiful. More later...

www.marshill.org

Friday, January 26, 2007

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
NOW, BREAK OPEN THE MACALLAN!

Yes, I turn the big 33 today! Actually, it's not so bad. I have many things to be thankful for, including some incredible friends, my families, my beautiful wife, and my ultimate joy - my son. I guess turning one year older isn't so bad, as I can look around my life, and see what's really important for me. And that is this group of people who love me, and value who I am. This past year, I faced the most difficult time in my life so far, and what was very obvious to me from the moment that happened, is who my friends really are. Those people who called me their friend, were like Simon Peter, and scattered when asked about me. They were and still are no where, where I want to be. But, people come in and out of your life, I think, to test just how strong or weak your disposition is, or maybe how healthy and unhealthy you are. Trust me, I had plenty of those people are me this past year, but the best part of right now, is that I have people around me who are the best, who love without judgment, who speak truth, who share silence, and in some way, who are simply thankful for the God who made us all, and that in itself inspires literally, the hell right out of me.

So, for fun and to cover all my bases, I truly want to thank God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit, Dream Theater and Mike Portnoy, Rush and Neil Peart, Threshold, Marillion, The Macallan, Captain Morgan, Ipod, Mars Hill and Rob Bell, Y.S., Legos, Thomas The Tank Engine, Bob The Builder, Noggin Channel, Chevy, Lake Darling, Zingers, Ikea, St. John's, Burger King, Culver's, Exclusive Company, Budget Music, Voigt Music, Goepffert's Guns, Lipton Tea Bags, Gander Mountain, Cabellas, Korner Grocery, Cherry's Steak House, Dairy Queen, the Milwaukee Street StopNGo, Sabian HHX Cymbals, Mike Portnoy signature drum sticks, Ludwig cymbal stands, Pearl Eliminator Hi-Hats, Starbucks, and Sears!

NOW, last but not at all least, a heartfelt thank you to the best people I know, THE Deb, Lurch, Reneeeeee, Luedtkes, Cole, Nan, the Peters, Thorthunderbunny, BigPhil, b elliot, Markquart, Toothfairy, Kvapils, the Freeman, Meister Roth, the artist formerly known as Hummel, trent reznor's goddess - Kari, dent in the head Fred, Nikon Geffre, Hopfveisbeir, Wookie or the amazing KJ, D McG, too tall Rich, Stan the man, The Fams, her royal heiness - The Queen, and of course, my flesh and blood and my son - Gene "I wish I had a bass even though I am two" Simmons.

These are the people who have walked with me through those dark and shadowed places. These are the people with whom I share a connection, and I who I love with my whole being. I love you guys, and I want to thank you sincerely for connection, for trust, for honesty, for transparency, for authenticity, and for the calls. You made this year bearable, and fun, and memorable. I cannot be any more thankful for anything else but good friends who mean what they say and who are how they are because they refuse to be fake. Yes, I had some incredible experiences this past year, went to some great places, and took some awesome pictures, but you know, none of those "things" would be as enjoyable as they are without knowing that all those experiences were with people I love.

So, as much as this post is "Oprah-ed," I mean it all. This is just a day, when I can thank God for making me, and the people around me who I love. That's it! Oh yeah, it's doesn't hurt to have the lemon cake with lemon frosting either though. Too bad you don't get any! More later...

P.S. BE LOOKING FOR A RECAP OF MY TRIP TO MARS...COMING SOON!

Thursday, January 18, 2007





I haven't done one of these in a while, so for those of you who are looking for some new music to make the ears and the soul be filled, maybe check these out:

1) Chicane - "Behind The Sun"

This is such a great CD. It came out a couple years ago, but is still one of my favs. Chicane is a dance/trance group of DJs from England. Amazing stuff! This particular CD is just layered with beautiful tracks, keys, beats, and some great vocals. I usually don't like all that many vocals for a trance album, but this works. I love this CD for driving, or if you are into the work out thing, definitely a must have. This CD is calming for me, because this music is beautiful not in a soothing put you to sleep way, but in a life is good and affirming sort of way. Another CD that I highly recommend but is very hard to come by from Chicane is "Far From The Maddening Crowds." This CD is what I like to listen to right before I go to bed. So beautiful, and relaxing. This CD is not full of dance, rather layered keys and some ambient beats but not in your face and punchy. This is a a great piece of work, and if you can find it, get it.

2) GPS - "Window To The Soul"
Another great CD that just came out last fall. Three of the four guys in this group, just left the band Asia after some time together. The fourth guy, their keyboard player used to be in the band Spock's Beard. If you are anywhere interested in progressive rock or metal, this CD is a great addition. It is not hard or heavy, rather I would say this melodic rock, with some heavy moments, all supported with these amazing keyboards. John Payne's vocals are alright. There are moments that I think he sounds hoarse, as if he didn't warm up his voice before he laid down the track. But, I tend to listen past that, and enjoy the guys behind him. For those of you who are well versed in 80's metal, the drummer is Jay Schellen, who used to play for the band Hurricane. Great "in the pocket" player, very groove oriented. So, if you are looking for something not too hard, not too soft, this sounds really good. You can read about them here: www.insideoutmusic.com/bands/band-gps.php

3) Joe Satriani - "Satriani Live!"
I love Joe Satriani! When his new work comes out, I pick it up right away, as I love to see how this amazing guitar player evolves from one CD to the next. Satch is amazing. His playing is so fluid, passionate, controlled, and definitely loud and heavy when it needs to be. This 2 CD live set recorded last year, is an amazing collection of his work, including his most recent studio release, "Super Colossal." Satch lets his playing speak for itself, and so there is no singer. He just plays with a bass player, rhythm guitar player, and this incredible drummer. This is definitely in the genre of good driving music, work out stuff, or avoiding work at the office stuff. This is music that is ballsy and fun, and yet soft and melodic at times. I am in awe of how he has a mastery of the electric guitar, and maybe for all of us guitar nerds that want to play better and tighter, Satch gives us inspiration and hope that deep down inside of us all, we have this inner-master of bombastic playing fury that is clawing its way out of us...some more slowly than others. I highly recommend this...one of my top ten CDs of 2006!

Some other CDs I have literally been obsessed with in 2006:
Iron Maiden - "A Matter Of Life And Death"
Slayer - "Christ Illusion"
Dream Theater - "Score: 20th Anniversary Live" (3CD Live)
Pet Shop Boys - "Fundamental"
Pillar - "The Reckoning"
Vanden Plas - "Christ. O"
David Gilmour - "On An Island"

I am also looking forward to some great CDs coming out this spring:
Threshold - "Dead Reckoning" coming out March 23, 2007 on Nuclear Blast Records

Neal Morse - "Sola Scriptura" (with the man himself, Mike Portnoy on drums) coming out March 7, 2007 on Radiant Records

Sevendust - "Alpha" coming out March 6, 2007 on 7Bros. Records
Marillion - "Somewhere Else" coming out April 9, 2007 on Intact Records

Dream Theater - Unknown Date or Name, but will be released this year!

Some great music coming out soon, great movies coming out on DVD finally (Saw 3, Miami Vice Seasons 3 & 4), and great books too (Rob Bell - "Sex God"). For pop culture junkies like me, this looks a good spring, even though it is only just stuff. But good stuff. More later...

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

I heard this on the "Bob and Tom Show" this morning. Someone was reading letters of complaint about something, and they signed their letter off this way:

Signed,
John
From the great state of Minnesota
"Where the introverts stare at their own shoes, and the extroverts stare at yours."

Actually one could probably be safe and include pretty much the entire upper Midwest of the U.S. for this one. People in Wisconsin are the same way, and I know they are that way in Iowa. South Dakota's just weird, including the people (Hopfveisbier man!). AND, what's funny about this, is that this is common in churches everywhere. Watch for it this Sunday and you'll see what I mean. There is so much truth to all this...have you ever seen this? More later...

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Here is something interesting to think about:
Would you rather be wealthy and unable to walk, OR would you rather be famous and unable to hear?

This is how my mind works...go with me on this. More later...