Tuesday, April 22, 2008

This just proves that people will produce and sell anything. If there's one thing that I really want to help crack those pesky unbreakable nuts, it's a wickedly scary figure of Billary with her thighs doing the deed. The thought just repulses me, and frankly turns me off from actually enjoying the various members of the nut family. Can there be anything more wrong than to pop a walnut into your mouth that's been released from its prison shell by way of most evil woman on the planet? I am sickened! I must go now and cleanse my pallet with a brown sugar and cinnamon Pop-Tart. At least I can eat those without imagining Billary's thighs! Eewwww! Now, I need a shower... More later...

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