I have recently become addicted to the the most tastiest potato chip I have ever had the pleasure of eating. These are mighty fine chips. Not just anyone can eat them. See, they have a little heat to 'em. And I have proven their thesis right...I cannot just eat one! I discovered these as we were making our way to our vacation destination a few weeks ago. Lays is the purveyor and dealer of this drug known as "Hot and Spicy BBQ." Let me tell ya. They are best with a really cold Morgan Coke, and a Bratwurst or two with sauerkraut. But, do you think the local Amoco would stock them so that after I gas up my gasaholic monster, I could go into the said store and buy a bag? No. Do you think that after gassing up the said monster, I could go down a few blocks to the Sentry grocery store and perhaps buy a wonderful bag there. NO! So, you know what I did just for some chips? I drove out of my way from the east side of town to the north side of town to the most heinous place I know to acquire them. I feel dirty and cheap and guilty every time I enter the doors to the time I get in my truck and leave. I speak of course, of Wal-Mart. I go in tonight, grab not one but two bags of them, as good 'ole Sam tells me they are 2 for $4. What a deal! I then made my way back to the hunting and shooting aisle, which by the way is somewhat of a joke. If any of you have been to a Cabelas or Gander Mountain, you know that every one of your habits of outdoor life can be handled. At Wal-Mart, you're lucky if you can have more than one selection of bore cleaner for your handguns. Absolute crap. Anyway...I refuse to buy any of my shooting paraphanalia there. Call me a snob, but I have my reasons against snotknose little Wally-Mart. For now, I shall enjoy my chips, and use the deodorant, shaving cream, and razor blades I also bought, another day...another time. Ahhh...is there any other thing that can be considered more bodaciously sweet to the tongue than that of "Hot and Spicy BBQ" Lays potato chips? Hmmmm...wipe that smile off your face...I know what you're thinking pervert. More later...