Sunday, November 18, 2007


So, I have to tell you something that has perplexed me for the past day. Saturday night, I was in the bathroom attached to our bedroom, and after spending some time in there, I went to go for a drink of water. I have a plastic mug that I leave there for that wonderful refreshing quick gulp of water. This is no ordinary mug though see. This is my Texas Rangers mug that I bought when I was in Dallas because I was delusional thinking that because I was in Texas, I of course should be a Rangers supporter. God, what was I thinking? Anyway, there I was taking my mug, and I noticed that there was some water left in there from the last time I drank water. So, as I emptied the old water into the sink, what did I see come out from my mug? A mosquito!!! An actual little biting, blood sucking pest that should be long dead by now. But no! How he existed in my mug for a week or so was beyond me. Aren't mosquitoes supposed to be dead now that weather outside is cold? And if this pest made into my house, when did he enter? Had to have been a time when it was warm out, and we haven't had one of those in a while! How long has that damn mosquito been hanging around? And why did he think it was alright to breed in the confines of my cup holding my water? The nerve of that little creep! His fate you ask? He was slow to fly out and found that the wall could stop his mid-air escape, so I took my mach 3 hand and vaporized the mutha! Justice and vengeance was mine! I of course, am now freaked out to even drink out of my beloved mug, for fear that I might ingest mosquito eggs that could gestate in my stomach making me turn into one of them...trust me, I saw the movie, "The Fly!" I know what happens when bug DNA mutates with human DNA! No thanks! I am bleaching the hell out of my mug man! More later...

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